Ok, well, here's a story Alyssa and I wrote up. I need to refresh my mind on HTML so forgive me if this all looks really cramped, or messed up....like the spacing and everything.
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CHARACTERS
Preethi - *grumbles* Princess Sophia
Anne - *glares* Crow the Warrior King
Carmen - *grins* Gaylord Focker
Alyssa - *does the monkey on crack dance* the old hag that owns the geezer geyser
Yao - *bares her teeth* the pet cannibal to the royal family (later becomes evil)
Claire - *holds up a woman's rights sign* a pro feminist
Leslie - *tries to attack the old hag* the lesbian who lives in the zoo, and marries a female gorrila
Simon - *jumps up and down squealing like a girl* - claire's bit**
Lucio - *pouts* Abercrombie and Fitch model
Jared - *stalks the women of the town*; "Jar jar Binks wanna be"; (JJB) who has a thing for princesses and old hags
Lauren - *does her freaky laugh* the bishonen princess
Sarah - *grabs a mic and starts singing really badly* (j/k) (Sarah: I DO NOT SING BADLY!!!!!!!!! *whacks preethi and alyssa with her microphone* DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) the "britney spears wanna-be"; (BS) (Sarah: I resent that nickname for her, her initials are BJS) and makes it to American Idol (Sarah: awesome... maybe i'll get to meet clay.... *drooling* anyway, we shall call me Brit because I will not be BS preethi!!!!!!!! ugh)
Iris - *holds up her camera* Tomoyo here
Shawna- exercising is soooo much fun! * Sakura with the squeaky shoes*
Natasha - *does a fancy karate move* the Kung Pow master (she teaches a cow how to fight) *audience snickers in the background*
The American Idol Judges... self explanatory
Clay Aiken - Brit/Sarah's boyfriend (Sarah: ha ha ha ha he's mine!!!!!!!!!!)
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STORY STARTS HERE
(beware of what lies ahead...)WARNING: THIS IS DUE TO LACK OF SANITY AND TOO MUCH TIME ON OUR HANDS! WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY MENTAL DAMAGE CAUSED BY READING THIS!
Once upon a time... a really really long time ago, Anne and Simon were married- they were gay * cough cough*- and one day, they had a big argument and Anne got slapped. (Preethi: hehehehehehe) Then they both divorced and changed their names to "Crow the Warrior King" and "Claire's bit**." They never met again... or did they? (Preethi: dun dun dun...) (Alyssa: damn it Preethi are you like high? My turn^_^)
10 years later...
Crow (Anne) was getting drunk at a bar because yet again his inflatable boyfriend got deflated. This must have been like the tenth time. But, all of a sudden he looked across the bar and had feelings he never felt before. Apparently, he was getting hard over a girl. (Alyssa: Big shocker.)
So with all his courage he went up to her and tried to use his best pick-up line(which he used on most guys). He said, "Wow your handsome... I mean...hot. I-I mean... pretty..." The girl giggled. Crow went on and asked, "Why are you hiding melons under your shirt?"
The girl then stopped her giggling. "Excuse me?" said the girl.
Crow's eyes widened and he apoligized for his dumb male behavior because as all girls know, guys are big idiots. Feeling sorry for the guy, she let him sit down next to him. The girl introduced herself as Sophia (Alyssa: you people know where this is going... perversion city!! ^_^). Likewise Crow introduced himself.
They talked for hours as the hours passed the more they drank. By 2 am Crow and Sophia ended up going to Crow's place.
"Wait," said Sophia. "Before we do what you are thinking of doing I must tell you this is my first time."
"Yah this is the first time I invited a girl in my apartment too," Crow said, walking over to a closet.
"No! I have never done it before!" said Sophia, blushing.
Crow whipped about with the board game "Sorry" in his hand. "What? Played Sorry?"
Sophia looked at Crow, dumbstruck."Sorry?"
"Yea, haven't you played it before?" Crow asked, shooting her a questioning look.
"OH! The game Sorry. Yea... sure I have! Um... are you sure? I mean, isn't it really late to be playing a board game?" Sophia asked, looking down at her watch.
"I guess you're right..." Crow said dejectedly. (Preethi: haha! He got rejected...)
A few minutes of silence passed between them and then Sophia turned and faced Crow, deciding to tell him her deepest secret.
"Crow I am really a Princess! My name is Princess Sophia." (Preethi: haha... and I thought it was gonna be something big too!!)
"Wow, really? I did not want to tell you this but I am Crow Warrior King." (Preethi: ha! A warrior king!! *sinckers* dun mind me...I just took too many candies... or were they drugs?... can't remember. Hehehehhe *faints*)
That's what we have so far... Once I get more, I'll put the rest up afterwards...as you can see, alyssa and I sorta went crazy over the summer! hehe...
Okay wow well nice story so far am I allowed to help with this story? nm i'll just write something and u guys can leave it in if u like it okay?
-the incredible intruding fred (boobam, bianca, claire)
Well Princess Sophia could tell that "Crow Warrior King" was either really drunk or really retarded, but she was feeling horny and after all she was a Princess who had secrets and needed help.
What if he really is a Warrior King, she thought. Then he could help me.
So Princess Sophia played Flight with Crow, which is an evil cheap version of Parcheesi that Crow had stolen from Gaylord Focker. Then she said, "So warrior wanna play 6's and 9's?" Crow had no idea what it was, but it sounded fun so he said yes. "Okay, well, then Crow you should that I am a hermaphrodite, which is a curse of the royal Focker family."
Crow thought that it meant that Sophia was related to Hermit the frog, which wasn't even right since it's Kermit the frog, and anyway Crow thought that was cool to be a muppet. Well anyway, Sophia was all set to show Crow the game when Gaylord Focker burst through the door with the royal pet cannibal Yojo Jojo and screamed he was going to kill Crow for trying to sleep with Princess Sophia.
Luckily Crow had a secret phrase that let him and the Princess escape: "Good teenagers take off their clothes."
You see, in alien language that means "Beam me up, Scotty" and Crow had alien friends who heard the secret code and beamed them up to the mother ship. Hey, this guy did come in useful, thought Princess Sophia, who was still horny however so she started humping an alien.
Meanwhile back on Earth Simon missed Crow a lot too and got drunk. While he was drunk Claire, who demanded to be called Fred, came in the bar (which was called SOELR BAR) and saw him, and decided to make use of him.
She used secret feminist spells to hypnotize him and that is when he changed his name to Claire's Bit**. Fred however was upset that the spell worked too well and Claire's Bit** was not only her slave but also in love with her. Fred told her bit** never to tell her that he loved her, which was very hard on him.
Fred was only interested in making her slave for awhile, but later that night a pouting Abercrombie and Fitch model walked into the bar and she fell deeply in love with him. His name was Lucentio Focker, and he unfortunately was a friend of Claire's Bit**.
These three formed one of the three wrenches that ultimately formed the great Triangle Wrench itself.
(ok i know it's long but do u like it? hehe from fred ;) )
~Papillon Sierra (aka Sarah)
Meanwhile, Brit (who is a fantastic singer)decided to try out for American Idol. She brought "Yojo Jojo" with her just in case (Gaylord had lent it to her because he/she loooooooves Brit... and the feelings are not mutual) and gave Yojo some bad singers to munch on when she was trying out.
Anyway, she sang a Britney song and was fabulous. So Paula said, "Wow, you're amazing and everything and you're going to win yay and you do my exercise video so i love you."
And Randy said, "Dawg you were awesome man dude dawg... yeah..."
And Simon (Cowell, not Claire's Bit**) was still constipated so he said "Since I have severe constipation like my dear friend Justin Timberlake, I can not let anyone with the name Britney enter this competition."
So Brit pulled Yojo out of her pocket and fed Simon to her. And Yojo ate Randy too because he's quite filling. And she ignored Paula because Paula is not a substantial amount of food. So Paula sent Brit to LA to avoid consumption and also because she liked Brit anyway, and Brit demanded that Clay Aiken be there to meet her.
And Clay was there, and he fell madly in love with Brit (Sarah: take that, Lauren!) and decided that instead of a hotel Brit could stay with him in his Hollywood mansion but they did not do anything because they both have morals... and on the way to the mansion Brit let Yojo loose on the property of Justin Timberlake's Hollywood mansion so that she could eat him. And then they went to Clay's mansion and walked out under the stars and sat together by the fireplace... and it was very romantic... and then Sarah went off to practice her next audition song so that she can win!!!!!!!
That's all for now... hope you enjoyed it as much as I did ~Papillon
Now its time for me to write... and time to cause havoc! *cackles*
~ Lah-chan
Uhh... right... So as little miss happy go lucky Brit was busy practicing her new songs, Clay Aiken suddenly vanished from her life (Now you take that Sarah *sticks out tongue at her*) !
In fact, so did Claire's Bit**, the Ambercrombie and Fitch Model, Crow and Gaylord Focker... except they were all dropped back onto Earth on their heads and suffered major brain damage (as if they all weren't lacking in brain cells enough) because they were not "Bishie Enough" for the Bishonen princess...
Any attractive male is sucked from the planet Earth, leaving only ugly stupid imature boys *gasp* ( I am so cruel hehehehe). The Bishonen princess also wasted all her color ink in her printer to print out pages and pages of Anime Bishonen to add to her collection. But soon she got tired of all the paper cuts she had all over (hehehe) and waved a special magic meterstick and all the 2D bishonen men came alive into 3D (wahahahahaha).
The Bishonen princess had the largest harem of beautiful men in the history of the universe! She even made multiple copies of the Anime men, made them 3D and started selling them on eBay to make a fortune (since there were no longer attractive men left on the planet)!
But she made sure to keep high security on her own harem knowing jealous females (and ugly jealous males) would try to steal them away. Especially Clay, who she kept handcuffed and on a chain to her at all times. He didn't seem to care because Clay had completely forgotten Brit (because she was too busy trying to become the next American Idol) and had fallen for the Bishonen Mistress who is extremely seductive (and Christian *grin*). If any unwanted visitors came near, the Bishonen princess let out a horrifying, eardrum splitting, mind blowing, bone shattering laugh that sounded like
So no one dared to come near the Bishonen princess and her harem ^_^
PREETHI: THAT'S IT FOR NOW! ^___^
**Preethi: Any naked mole rats? Lol. :p uh... i'll get around to fixing the pictures... i dont have time rite now.. .haha
Anne
Lauren
Alyssa
Leslie
Natasha
Yao
Carmen
Iris
Sarah
Claire
Jisin